Yet another MoJF. But today is special since I'm on dial-up. While I write this, I'm downloading the March 10th Off the Hook at 3.4 kBps. That translates to 27.2 kbps, which is half of my possible 56 kbps. How is a person able to survive on dial-up? It's a mixture of patience, hope, and a large archive of the stuff I got while I was on broadband.

Surprise! Today I will talk a bit about superheros. Perhaps you aren't interested, but allow me to indulge myself. What classifies a superhero? Is any person who does something good a superhero? No. Are superheros just fictional? No. So what characteristics do superheros have that make them superheros instead of salarymen/women? Usually superheros save lives. How do they save lives? By conqueoring evil. Now we're getting somewhere interesting. So imagine a city without evil, could a superhero exist? Could a superhero save lives without evil putting lives in danger? Yes, many people die unnaturally without any evil force working. Or perhaps there is an force that isn't so much evil but misunderstood. Or maybe there's just a ticking timebomb inside of every person which is evil that the superhero must stop to save lives. Does a person who notices instability in a person and comforts them with soothing words become a superhero? Not likely. But if this person did this more than once, it wouldn't be a coincidence, but a planned action. Would that person be a superhero?

Greetings. If you check out today's Low quality version, you'll get an accessory to today's high quality version. It is an accessory because this Hack Mars character is all about anarchy. In fact, he has a seemingly unique set of anarchistic values. I will explain them:

Today's JF is a very special one. We get to see a document of one of the 58% of the US population who agrees with the current atrocities being committed here in the US. In an e-mail, he defends the violation of Fifth, Sixth, and Eight Amendments to the US Constitution. He does not foam at the mouth. His words, though, have been put there by Sean Hannity, et al. His actual words written are hilighted in blue. My original email is in black. My final rebuttals are in green at the bottom.